This weeks Gossip
So we've been away for while, but it has happened, me AND ben are in the studio bringing you all the goss from the past week in the celeb world. Who needs to go to London to buy a heat magazine when you've got your fix right here at clickteesside.com
First but not greatest is One Direction and their recently discovered health issues.
The band of merry men visited a animal park and got up close and personal with a Koala bear. Now obviously this Koala either has a very weak bladder or doesn't appreciate the music of 1D. The result was some Koala urine stained chinos and a trip to the hospital for the boys of 1D.
*No animals where harmed in the result of this news*
The boys did swiftly visit a health establishment and it was discovered that the boys had managed to catch Clamidia from the fore mentioned Koala.
Second up we have a rather peachy story (pardon the pun) Tulisa Contostavlos has been snapped (not literally) leaving the BBC Radio One studios with her undergarment on show.
Now for all of you weirdos out there hoping to see a full cheek shot, shame on you! This is not a website for eye candy this is ear candy! We are providing you with images and you should be grateful.
Now for the rest of you I'm sure you're very happy with our image. This is the infamous image of Tulisa's derriere as she left Radio One after her live lounge performance.
TOWIE! For the older generations that is The Only Was Is Essex. A docu-soap, again for the older generation that is a documentary mixed with a soap. It follows some very interesting characters in Essex, it shows the life of an Essex boy and girl, showing the struggles of tanning, relationships and of course the constant struggle to stay REEM (that's swell for you older guys)
TOWIE goes to Marbella So the show must be renamed TOWIM which in my opinion sounds a lot more interesting... The Only Way Is Marbella... It just has a special ring to it don't you think?
What can the cast get upto in Marbella, will they be fake taning? Will the Spanish sun be powerful to keep up the casts orange glow? There's only a few ways to find out... Watch it... or tune back here to listen to the review but with a comical twist.
Kim Kardashian is still making headlines with the release of a few older ladies watching her private time video tape. The video will explain all.
!WARNING! ADULT THEMES!
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Royal News! Mr and Mrs William Windsor have been married for an entire year! Hurrah! That day was worth it! They have proven that young love in the public eye can be sustained, after all of the recent break ups and failed marraiges from people like Katie Price this proves that love can indeed prosper.
Forget-me-becks.
Victoria "posh spice" Beckham has obviously had too much on recently or age is getting to her as her memory fades... Victoria managed to forget her own child on the school run as youngster Brooklyn stood waiting for his pop star mother. Obviously Girl Power is failing the once upon a time top 10 artist. Luckily for the youngling who was left in the kitchen his momma remembered that she forgot the child who she was taking to school... She did return and he didn't even miss regestration... It goes to show even the stars have moments of forgetfullness.
Sadly thats all the gossip for you this week... Don't worry we will be back same time next week showing Greg James and all of Radio One how a radio show is supposed to go down.
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